What's on your mug?

Adult female who doesn't understand Urban Dictionary

Mom: "Can you buy an Urban Dictionary at Barnes and Noble?"

By AClair

A person you love with all your heart, but then want to choke to death 5 minutes later.

Merry Christmas Mom

By ihihihihihihigohjgoifsg

wow flipped upside down

flip wow it says mom

By bri-an

a bitch who cleans and cooks

now thats a mom right there.

By dave smitherson

a person who will beat you up if you don't listen and snaps at you if you talk back or look her in eye. Someone that hates me unconditionally. Places bruises all over my body. Hits me with sticks or anything that will hurt me. Someone who doesn't understand your pain. Someone who doesn't love you for who you are. Not all moms are like that. Other moms love their offsprings with love and with the upmost attention. With all the patience and love in the world. I envy those who have those kind of mothers.

"My mom hit me, it didn't hurt much but it broke my heart."

By lifeexperience