The kid who always has a headache whenever there is school, but is somehow completely fine when it is the weekend. You know who I'm directing this to, Jonathon, iNgErMaRsSoN
"Where's John?" "He's got a headache." "Again!? He had one yesterday, and the day before... come to think of it, he has had one every day..."
By fillswift
John is the most beautiful man you’ll ever meet. He is good at everything he touches, from the moment he was born he made everyone smile. His laugh is contagious and his smile brightens can light up not even the room but an entire arena. That’s what he deserves, an arena celebrating the most amazing man and him playing his guitar and him singing. No one can ever bring down John because he is the strongest person ever. He has so many positive characteristics about him but he is humble. Everyone should meet a John in their lifetime. Meeting him will make you go from disliking life to want to live another day to speak to him.
Yo you see that John right there? He’s an angel You meet any Johns lately? My life ain’t doing so well maybe he can cheer me up
By AshtonLullabybee
A John is what society calls, a funny man. He does voice impressions and can play Minecraft at the same time while drinking water And playing baseball aswell as piano and voice acting. He is very relaxing and chill, however if you must cross him than he shall never forgive you and shall grudge your for the rest of ur life. He also likes being nice to people but hates being used for his kindness or generosity. He also likes being sarcastic and playing the mythical game “among us”. He also is like very very very tall and will look down at everyone who he sees.
John said “joe mama” to kadence highfill
By Joe_mama123
A John will lecture you about why Temperate Forest is the best and "u r rong". He is nerdy, cool, and can barely speak English. A John may also say odd things such as "Yorp", "No shot", or "Dudeski momentum".
"Wow, that John, he has no pants on, but he's so cool." "This is amazing, John just said a popular word to sound cool!" "John is actually the best at Mortal Kombat"
By Petra Jagermeister
“Omfg, why this name, I already knew that this name makes a good friend” To be honest with you. I don’t give a shit if this is repetitive. Just spare me time to explain what this is. Of course that name probably make a good or bad friend but this name is versatile. It is used to avoid awkward noises and it makes it more funny and practical as not only it is used for jokes but no one in the whole fucking universe knows who John is
Steven: “Yo Daniel, you know John?” Daniel: “Who is John?” Steven: “John worry about it, mother fucker” Alex: “Who here needs a break from all this shit?” Troy: “John” “Andrew, John is basically representing your life”
By compalomp, comp