What's on your mug?

the only worse insult than ya muva

"fuck you" "fuck your muva" "HARRY POTTER!" (he gasps with pain at such a mighty insult)

By jghkju7iutgrOB

Series of books that is getting a lot more criticism than it really needs. Sure, the plots or the writing can be peurile, but I think saying that they are a waste of time that could be spent understanding "true works of literature" is bullshit. Enjoy your books, unless you happen to be a high school english teacher and assign what the "critics" (a.k.a., 60 year old men who couldn't find a better job) claim is classic and complex.

Person: Harry Potter is childish and a piece of crap all around. Other person: I wasn't paying attention, I was busy staring at the stick up your ass.

By Nikkay

A character from the well known series by JK Rowling. The stories center around Harry who was nearly killed by an infamous wizard named Voldemort (He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named/You-Know-Who) when he was a baby. Instead, Voldemort was stripped of his powers but not before he killed Harry's parents. The books are his adventures through the wizarding school Hogwarts with his best friends Hermione Granger and Ronald Weasley. The series of books so far are: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince The books are currently being made into movies. The last installment is supposedly due out in 2007.

"Dear Mr. Potter, we are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Soon, you and your schoolmates will join us here, and your education in the magical arts will begin." -Harry Potter's letter of acceptance to Hogwarts

By Tum's Girl

not good, not bad, just plain average literature. has no real artistic merit and nothing new to say about life, but at least it gets children reading.

the builder's daughter reads harry potter instead of smoking crack

By jenas

Childs book series. I've read them all, and don't recall a single incident of swearing, whoever said 'they curse more than my older brother' what the fuck? Is your older brother a nun? Good for getting little kids to read. Anyone who has ever read a real book and picks up Harry Potter expecting an adults book will feel insulted by their conescendingly simple plotlines, underdeveloped characters and childish language.

H4RRYP0TT3ROWNZ123: You just don't like Harry Potter because you can't read! NormalPerson: Fuck off.

By dudeman