What's on your mug?

cunt

dave immediately

By one-hell-of-a-cult-leader

A way of greeting Thai transsexuals thus informing unsuspecting mates to the said Daves gender. Taken from BBC's Only Fools and Horses.

On seeing your friends chatting up a suspicious looking female approach the couple and open with the line 'Alright Dave?' Repeat till your drunken friend takes the hint or step back and enjoy.

By Petesear

A gypsie old pedo who likes to feed off kiddie porn

"That guy is a fucking Dave."

By nicklequarterpennydime

A word that can replace any other word in a scentence.

Hey i'm about to dave to the movies, would you like to dave?

By Canada Dave

A creepy greasy haired guy who is usually dirty looking or a rapist. His job is usually also something greasy like a mechanic or a pumper of gas.

I met this guy Dave who is definitely a rapist..........and has enough grease in his hair to fry your chicken

By IamsorightRightt