What's on your mug?

penis that is as wide as it is long

look, he has a chud

By Anonymous

An erect penis that has had all pubic hair shaved from around it (including scrotum). Normally achieved with an electric shaver as opposed to a manual razor, to give a stubbly feel. Male equivalent of minge

a) After I shaved my cock, she thrust that chud into her mouth. b) She chomped my chud all night!

By elsmeghead

A multi-purpose word generally used to describe someone who is a douche-bag.

Jesse: Hey Marc, don't you just hate those guys that perpetuate stupid slang terms that no one uses? Marc: Oh yeah, those chuds! Jesse: What's a chud? Marc: Well, you know... god! You guys have no culture!

By jingleballs27

A chad and a stud combined, a total badass.

Person 1: "Look at that fucking chud!" Person 2: "I know right, what a badass!"

By ajaajajajajajajaja

This is when your penis is wider than it is long.

Hey Ken, I bet my chud is bigger than your chud, lets have a competition.

By jonnyboy123