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Catfishing is when you create an [instagram] account to see if your "[bf]" is [cheating] on you

When you catfish someone, you create a fake account and go onto [Instagram] to [add] a [hot],fake profile picture and [add] a different name so then you text him (or her ion judge) and they say that they are single,even tho they are not,(yet)and then you play them for a while till you go ona sad topic and then when they tell you that they have cried, you tell them that you cried too, them they ask who did it bcs they are going to [beat] them up and then you say that that was so nice of them that you almost forgot how mad u are at them. then they say, what? what did i do? and then you tell them its you. then he goes out of his way trying to make things right, trying to make u feel [bad], trying to make you forgive them, but then you tell them that you are done with this shit and that you are done with the lies. Thats when you [stop] texting them and you start txtin other ppl and thats when you fall for other ppl again but then you make a promise to yourself to not date online again bcs they always cheat. Then you take the screen out of your [window] and sit on the 2nd floor [window] and drink some tequila you found in your [parents] "secret" cabinet and you wonder if you should just [jump] but then you get drunk and want to escape but then you fall inside (on your bed) and then you hide the screen behind the closet and then you go and close the window and cry in the darkness of your bathroom bcs no one would listen to you and no one was there to hold you. add me on insta @sademoji78

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