What's on your mug?

beer is yeast piss (along with co2 which is more like yeasy farts)

beer makes the plants grow

By jonhomebrewer

1. A drink that makes you warm, drowsy, and fun. Then, come the hangovers... 2. A drink you drink normaly, or, your drink. What you drink all the time.

1. Dude! I had so much beer last night! I have such a hang-over!!! 2. Dude 1: Hey man, what's your beer? Dude 2: My beer is (insert name brand here)!

By JoeMarcello

google says its a general name for alcoholic beverages made by fermenting a cereal (or mixture of cereals) flavored with hops. But i think its a wonderfull concoction made to escape the pressures of everyday life.

Bud Light - Good Night

By Joey B

A natural viagra.

Beer make me so horny.

By best definitions ever

An alcoholic beverage that allows people to temporarily escape reality for a few hours. Contains very little alcohol per volume, so you need about 50 oz to really get drunk.

I drank 2 12 oz bottles of beer last night but still didn't get drunk! What bullshit, that crap was nasty too. I drank 6 12 oz bottles and am drunk out of my mind.

By gin gent