Simp
A hoe ass nigga that talks to a girl in hopes of getting pussy
Ablai is a fucking simp
By Voramo
A hoe ass nigga that talks to a girl in hopes of getting pussy
Ablai is a fucking simp
By Voramo
Popular Acronym from S1E25 of the hit animated TV Show Phineas and Ferb , where the side character, Candace Flynn, dances and sings about the Squirrels roaming around your pants.
Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream! AHHHHHHH! There's squirrels in my pants! That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants. There's squirrels in my pants! Tell me what's making you jump like that! SIMP, squirrels in my pants! Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats SIMP, Squirrels in my pants! S to the I to the M to the P, Then maybe you can be moving like me Step right over and watch me put it down... Squirrels! Squirrels! (S to the I to the M to the P) Step right over and watch me put it... S to the I to the M to the P! Who you got back home, watering your plants? SIMP, squirrels in my pants! How can I qualify for government grants? SIMP, squirrels in my pants! Yeah, hypnotize me, put me in a trance SIMP, squirrels in my pants! Got an Aunt Florence living in France She can't see the- Squirrels in my pants! Step right over and watch me put it down... Squirrels! Squirrels! (S to the I to the M to the P) Step right over and watch me put it... S to the I to the M to the P!
By Dothefig
Jose Quesada
Jose Quesada is a simp
By Jose Quesada is a simp
someone who baby rages. they spend a lot of money on women and in return get a hug, not that they wanted anything, but when they go home they cry like a baby, this is where the phrase babyraging comes from. a simp may also find a women and copy their interests automatically just for them to continue liking them and the affection to become increased.
non simp 1: ha ha James is being a simp. non simp 2: look the stupid simp is copying her non simp 1: dont speak too loud he might baby rage.
By Charlie Harker
dudes that idolize a girl that they will never make a move on due to their abnormally small penis
michael exuded big simp energy when he was too pussy to text claudia.
By ccd1999