What's on your mug?

bitchless forever he aint eva gettin hoes

person 1: is that michael? person 2: ya heard he cant pull anyone includin a blind chick loool

By lxyxaxh

michael is a bitchless guy who will never see nor touch a female in his life time.

person 1: yoo is that michael LOL!!! heard he bitchless person 2: oh nah u right he def is

By lxyxaxh

Someone who will turn out gay in the near future and will be never funny. They will smack your ass, he will kiss your dad and finger him.

Look Michael is weird and gay

By LOOKIE MICHAEL

Michael's natural existence is a humor to the people around him, he is constantly hitting nicotine and asking people to buy nicotine and alcohol for him because he's too much of a lazy shit. He also thinks he pulls mad bitches but the bitches he does pull live 200 miles away and he has to buy a plane ticket just for some badussy.

Person 1: "Yo, who is that?" Person 2: "Oh, that guy? That's Michael." Person 1: "Oh. He looks like a fucking idiot." Person 2: "He is."

By badussy2.0

This is a guy that is way to loud for his dick size. Like this guy is constantly singing and being so obnoxious when his dick is the size of a grain of rice. He also pretends he's a redneck who rides around with the queen of England in his back seat. Lastly, this guy is supper gay

Michael is kinda weird bro. I mean he soooooo loud and has a tiny dick.

By Weebyblazeit