GOD
Good Orderly Direction
I need God in my life in order to maintain my serenity, and sanity.
By Pixie1
Good Orderly Direction
I need God in my life in order to maintain my serenity, and sanity.
By Pixie1
The all-powerful being who created the universe.
Look guys I'm not forcing you to believe in God but if you do you'll be saved! (It's possible to be saved without believing in God I'm sure just so long as you lead a good life)
By An average guy who wants to stop the arguments
a made up "perfect" man that leaves millions of ppl behind dailey (ppl such as myself and friends) i do beleive that MSI is correct...Jimmy Urine should be god... as in the lyrics of "Do Onto Others"... "every day, I ASK WHY you were picked to be JESUS CHRIST it could have been me IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME up on the cross, tellen you all..."
MSI Mindless Self Indulgence his book of tall tails- bible
By Shelle
A hight power who created the heavens and earth with all its inhabitants. Someone who athiests dont understand because they are ignorant to others beliefes therefore they make themselves feel better by insulting him and being all around Stupid Fuckbags just because they had a bad experience in their life making them think that the Omega one doesn't care but they don't realize that everything happens for a reason.
Athiest: god isn't real, because my gold fish sally died *boofuckinhoo* Christian: hey fucker, you know every gold fish has an average of about a week to live maybe you should have thought about that before you went and bout dying fish. Athiest: it's still his fault Christian: w/e fucktard
By fuuon
an imaginary friend who's son invent circumsicion to some belief...IT WAS THE DEVIL...& god in one religion god is a giant GOAT...
daddy theres a goat in mamama...my PANTS... WHAT SON GOD'S IN YOUR PANTS...YOU'RE SO LUCKY!!
By ivan