A folk-lore hero who people believe in because there was a fairy tale written about him called The Bible. He ended up causing hatred and war (Holocaust, hating gays for no reason) He also blocks peoples minds from learning true scientific facts. If you're smart, don't believe in this guy.
John believed in god so he hates innocent people. His mind has been blocked from science.
By Richy_Greenback
God is a word used to describe an all knowing sentient being that created the universe, and controls everything. He/She may or may not exist.
Guy 1: There was a talking shrub that spoke to me and said he was God! Guy 2: You trippin balls?!
By EvanMileus
Everyone on here is so sure that God doesn't exist.They base this on information given to them by their government (KNOWN LIARS). ~ You've all been thoroghly indoctrinated I see.Way to think for yourselves,bravo!
God exists.I can say this for sure because I haven't been brainwashed like all of you have.Your government says "Darwin",and you all say "how high?" And just incase you don't understand that.Your school teachers? They're all GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES! They teach Darwin in schools,not God. Darwin was a deist and deists have a history of CHURCH and STATE and they also owned black people as slaves.LOL,hahaha AND THEY BRAINWASH YOU,lmmfao!
By John Nada,_
Apparently the next "big thing" that the idiots on Urban Dictionary try to insult as much as they can before they get busted. Previous cases of their stupidity was with the words woman and asian.
Gaylord: Well Woman and Asian are gone.... what can we insult now? Fokker: Try god... Gaylord: Ur a genius! Smartazz: Hey I thought I was the genius here Gaylord: shut up, that was last month! Douche: yeah, next month its my turn... you won't believe the things I'll come up with to make fun of!
By Blacko Jacko
Some guy some caveman made up to explain lightning.
Caveman: "Ooga-ooga, bright light in sky! Must be big man in clouds! God!"
By Mr_WongDong