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Jake is a big boi

By Jakeiscoll

An immature guy with one of the holy trifectas--very large phallus, very large libido, very large actual heart--that make you want to slap him really hard but sametime kinda hit your knees and succcsuccc best you can so he will appreciate you the most possible.

Ugh I dunno what I'm gonna do about him; so annoying at times, but big sigh he's suchhhh a Jake I can't help myself.

By Imouto-chan

cute person who is cuter than amie (me)

jake: its you amie: no its you

By cucucucumbur

Kinda knows how to to snowboard. And he plows an 18 year old in front of a x20 year old. But all that matters is he gets $ss. And he bombed Pakistan in '09. And he won. Thumb war.

Jake and Abraham Lincoln.

By Rachel Beck Mason

Jake is the type of person who plays water polo and makes sure you know it. Jakes whole personality is around playing water polo and being British.

Friend: Hey, Jake what did you do this weekend? Jake: You know, just played water polo. Friend: What do you like doing? Jake: Play water polo!

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