God
Some jerky dude who was all like, "No Lucifer you cant have anything but I be God so I get it all!!!" Then he was all like, "I'll make a dude & chick from ribs & dirt & stuff!" The he was all like, "Damn, even though I'm all powerful I messed up. Better kill all des people!" Then In the end all Christians died & everyone was happy.
Dude one: I just finished Harry Potter, what now? Dude two: Read the Bible God does all kinds of fake magic!! Dude one: Head explodes
By SheMightBeGiants