emo
Emo is often confused with Emotional Sensitivity, and is more often linked to [boys] then [girls], because of the so very 'unmanly' manner in which an emo boy acts.
Male emotional senstivity is a [guy] who does not feel the urge to be a macho pea-brained asshole whos only emotion is arrogance and violent anger. A sensitive male realizes that guys can cry, and say the word 'beautiful'. They can also like flowers and admit that there are other guys out there that are hot, and do lots of other 'gay' things while completely content with their heterosexuality.
(an interesting thing about this is that it is quite ok for [girls] to sit on each other's lap and hug and go to the washroom together etc etc and not be considered [homosexual], but if a [guy] strikes up a random conversation on the bus with another [guy], he's a faggot.)
This being said, an EMO (short for emotional) is someone ([guy] or girl) who has taken the dark, evil, brooding, shadowy and mysterious genre that goes by the name of goth, and mutilated it into a subculture of whiney sniveling teenagers. An emo is someone who dresses very similar to a goth, wearing makeup and black clothes, but is easily defined often by the lopsided swooping haircut that causes them to be half blind all the [time].
A goth makes you uncomfortable standing next to them on a long bus ride, and if done right are dark and creepy and cool looking. Take the band Type O Negative, for example.
View Pic: (urbandic seems to add [random] spaces so check before pasting into browser and remove any you see)
www.geneticdisorder.net/Rock%20On %20Web%20Photos/typeonegative.jpg
Emos most of the [time] have a look of eternal sorrow pasted on their face, and spend their [time] whining because life is so tragically devestating and heartwrenching. They cry and snivel and cut themselves to gain attention, as opposed to the noble masochistic origin of the hobby. When you see an emo you will want to puke because of how synthetically [pretty] and childish they look, and then drop [kick] them.
Emos have ruined the very normal practice that is talking about emotionally hard times to someone close.
"How are you today?"
'Well, to be honest, I feel really lonely. I sit at home more than I'd like and don't really have
(m)any friends. *shrugs apathetically*'
"zOMG... Don't be so emo..."
'...You asked how I was. I am telling you honestly how I am feeling.'
"EMO. Cry me a river... *emo tear*"
This video will familiarize you instantly to what an emo is, if you are still confused in any way: (again, remove any spaces)
http://[youtube].com/watch?v=JMvMzQ4Vu-8
I'm [gonna] kick the [shit out] of those whiney emo [faggots].
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