What's on your mug?

An ugly, fat whale who nobody likes, except for your dad.

Bob: holy shit your mom's fat Joe: yeah, I knew that already

By Ben Dover #1

fat

your mom is so fat, she fell of both sides of the bed.

By sSp1ke

hot

person 1: what did you do last night? person 2: your mom- shes hot person 1: NOOOO

By shreks big toe

The largest thing in the visible universe. Scientists studying her are almost certain that your mom is bigger than the universe

Class bully: Gimme your lunch money Me: No Class bully: What are you gonna do about it? You're too small to do anything Me: That's not what your mom said to me last night

By SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats

Me

Give your mom a big hug <3

By Mommyyyy.222315