What's on your mug?

Assassins paid by your father (in the Walmart dairy aisle) to murder you in your sleep using various weaponry, usually concealed knives surgically implanted in the hands

That damn cat, keeps on scra-

By Chrîs

is wet pasta on the side of the road

look! there is a cat on the road

By polveoer

dog

cat = dog

By cat 49

A Cat Name.

Cat lover: Hey guys check cat out! Cat loves me but Cat be a real feisty one. Person : Dude...That's a Messed up Name for Your Cat.. Cat lover : SHUT UuUPppppp!!!!1!!!!!!111!!!!1!!!!!

By kittencarol12

Cat. An otherwise oversized peanut or very creamy cream

I got a Jar of cats at home. they are huge. cum

By rockygraywolf