What's on your mug?

How about this for some variety (and truth, more importantly). Contrary to the unintelligible grunts of the brainless morons who have posted 99% of the definitions regarding this word (they clearly need to ease off on all the Haterade), Microsoft Windows XP/2000/Server 2003 is by far the best series of OSs ever made. This coming from someone who has used all three and compared them to Apple Mac OS and GNU/Linux alternatives. The .NET framework is an excellently designed programming and software development infrastructure, unparalleled in its elegance. Don't believe me? Ask all the Mac - and sometimes even Linux - users who have shot their boxes with M60s, frustrated because of the zillionth program that wasn't compatible with the OS. And ALL operating systems crash; it is a fundamental law in computer science - the bug-free program is nothing but a myth.

With a triple-boot setup on my computer, I find myself having to constantly reboot my system due to Mandrake 10.0 Linux's spectacular shortcomings - especially the harware compatibility woes. And what do I reboot into? Take a guess.....

By TheEnlightened

A rather good operating system, however is shunned by idiots who say it sucks, but continue to use Windows instead of switching to another operating system.

"Windows is the worst fucking operating system ever!" "Then why do you continue to use it?

By LRS

One of the worst opperating systems in the world. It crashes more than Mac OSX and has more ryptic error messages than Linux. (im not sure linux has any) Windows also crashes a lot. The only good thing about it is it comes with solitair.

Ahhhh! Windows crashed while loading an error message. The price for Windows is a rip-off, but it did come with solitair!

By kyle

Ok, to all the noobs who say Windows is crap. Fuck you. There are many reasons why windows isn't crap. 1) I've used Windows for 6 years and never once did I get this constant error crap and it DOES WORK!!!!! 2) If you think only Clippy is annoying, then fucking change it! Even a 5 year old can figure that out. 3) Why don't YOU try getting a copy of a good game for Macintosh!? 4) All those Windows simulators on the web are funny but FUCKING FALSE!!!! No, Bill Gates doesn't send you mail. You know how many crap he gets on Outlook every day? 4 million at least. 5) So some of the programs suck. INSTALL NEW ONES, GODDAMNIT! 6) Blue screen errors only happen if it is REALLY serious. Not when you just open the C: drive and then boom. Blue screen. That shit is a damn lie that only assholes believe. And finally... 7) DOS sucks. And that's my two cents on Windows.

N00b: Dude, I just got Windows and it sucks. I keep getting blue screens. Guy: No you don't. N00b: Uh...yes I do fuck you lololololol. Guy: So suggest a better one. N00b: Uh...um...DOS? Guy: Die, bitch. *Guy shoots noob with a rocket launcher repeatedly*

By Anti-Noob patrol

An operating system unable to take any abuse by the user and crashes about 5 months after the computer is bought and internet has been surfed.

My windows is so slow

By huggybear4sh