white trash
Common qualities to look for when identifying white trash in the field: *ugly-ass girlfriend *chews tobbacco/smokes *smells like shit *either long, greasy hair or short, shitily-cut, greasy hair *carries around "snacks" at school (a 2 liter of Mountain Dew, a bag or 2 of Doritos, an entire case of rootbeer) and eats said snack very loudly in class. *wears the same smelly-ass sweatshirt every day *bad hygiene (often results in horrifying acne) *wears sleeveless shirts despite complete lack of arm-muscle *curses often, and loudly *listens to the same shitty song (miss murder) all the time, loud enough so everyone can hear it *wears cowboy boots despite the fact that they've spent most of their life in the suburbs and have never actually seen a cow *has a "trash stash" (the type of mustache obtained when one never started shaving, usually patchy mixes of scraggly hairs and peach-fuzz) *says the word "grody" *loves to fight (especially behind safeway), and when not fighting, loves to talk about fighting *women are almost always fat, men are usually way too skinny *often associate with emo and goth people, white trash are not necessarily emo or goth, but emos and goths are almost always white trash *wears the same hat all the time, which makes their hair even greasier and more shitboxed *often have an ugly, fat-ass bitch for a mother who drives a schoolbus *white trash chicks are sluts
Holy hell, CHS is infested with white trash, its population has gotta be over 50% white trash!
By wolfpussy69