What's on your mug?

secretly we are gay

sam- i feel so swag rn tom- no way me too! everyone else- that’s sus

By lorrydriver69

Makes up a good portion of why the world is as fucking stupid as it is. Coupled with the words YOLO, gay, and fag/faggot, this word is powerful enough to stop an intelligent person's heart.

Man educated by the public school system: #SWAG! Me: Prepare to die.

By Chowder183

Any corporate/branded merchandise given out for free in order to promote the company/brand. Usually little trinkets or doodads, sometimes clothing, and always cheaply mass-produced. Etymology of this term most likely stems from a middle-English use of the word 'swag' often in pirate circles or other criminal circles as a euphamism for loot or plunder. How anyone can really consider the modern day definition of swag as plunder or loot (since it's worthless) is beyond understanding. See also: schwag

My job at McDonald's sucks ass, but at least I get some skanky swag to donate to Salvation Army.

By GothYena

Probably the shittiest term ever coined by the human race.

Douche: ''Aw man I got swag'' Normal human being: ''Shut up''

By Czapka1380

Something people think they have when all they have is the following: a 3 inch dick, no life skills, saggy pants, an undeniably low IQ, turrets, or retarded looking balls.

The male thinks to himself, Man I have a small penis. He then says out loud, "Hey guys.... SWAG!" (funny rhymes with fa...)

By ChescaFran