What's on your mug?

when smoked it 2 times the gravity newton .

get the fuck out of my porch

By Anonymous

A slang definition of the state of intoxication achived by the consumtion of the narcotic "Cannabis" (THC)

"I stayed up all night smoking dope, i got well stoned"

By Mush-beer

being under the influence of any drug

dude im so stoned, i cant even walk

By stoner

After smoking enough marijuana the user cant move cant think or communicate... as if they were just clubbed in the head with a stone

Dude... i tried to do my math assignment while i was stoned... IMPOSSIBLE.

By Agentsmith111292

The state of being repeatedly hit in the head or any other place on your body with stones. The state of being "stoned" is usually a result of a "stoning". Getting stoned SUCKS, and hurts like a bitch.

Charles: Dude what happened!? You have bruises and cuts everywhere! White Supremacist: Yeah man, I was in front of the NCAAP doing some chants and.... well lets just say i got stoned. Charles: Weird...

By SealingPhan