It refers to your dick. Particularly a dick that's large in size and is therefore sloppy when soft. Big+sloppy+dong= schlong
Guy1:"dude I can't wear those types of swimming shorts" Guy2:"Why?" Guy1:"coz my schlong is gonna be exposed coz it's so big"
By random_masterbater
an extra large penis with green and orange puebes
omg look at that ‘schlong’ 😱😱😱
By schlongman123
A GIANT LONG DICK, THAT CAN PLEASURE THE FUCK OIT OF A WOMAN (OR MAN IF UR A FAG OR NOT), LOL. BUT YEAH A GIANT SCHLONG IS KEY!!
DEVIN STOP BEATING YOUR MASSIVE SCHLONG WITHOUT ME.
By 69Dick
The definitive slang for a guy’s (or a hermaphrodite’s) cock. A much better sounding word than penis.
That son-of -a-bitch’s schlong must be 10 inches long. He got it stuck in his zipper and had to take it to the emergency room to have it extricated.
By Macsloan
1) Penis 2) Above average sized penis.
Guy: Damn girl you lookin fine why don’t you get down and suck this monster schlong! Girl: Ok daddy
By probablynotalex?