What's on your mug?

something that i will never get becuase of fake wordboyfriend/words.

I tried to get that girl, but she poited a random boy out and called it her boyfriend.

By Anonymous

A constant reminder that we are half the men we used to be.

- yo girlfriend "Put down the toliet seat and clean the piss off of it. Take out the trash the house is stinking up. Replace the toliet paper roll. Pick up your smelly socks. I don't like it doggie style (BANG BANG BANG) it's too impersonal." For every beautiful woman there is a guy that is tired of fucking her, wanna swap?

By dirtydog

A female who constantly nags you to the point where you can never do anything right and a woman who says she wouldn't change you forthe world but then tells you that everything you do is wrong!

Girlfriend; "I love the way you're so sociable, "I feel like i can introduce you to anyone and not have to worry... my friends will love you.... Oh my god... are you flirting with my friends? Who was that hot girl you were talking to? Are you gay?! I saw you flirting with that camp man"!

By intoxicating

Somone whos there to be with oyu no matter what. Occasionaly thye'll fuck up and dump you and say shit like. "Oh its cool i always be in love with you. Your vital to my existence." Then you just feel like shit because your like the gay best friend. -_-

*the old girlfriend to ex thats "vital to existence"* Will you hold my purse while i go dance with my new boyfriend? *hands purse and kisses cheek* Thanks love you!

By BBWolf

A socialy accepted prostitute. A man cannot get one unless he has money or an incredibly large penis.

Guy1:Damn! I just found out my girlfriend is cheating on me with my best friend who is black. Guy2: I told you it was coming. What did you expect? You are asian, you need to be rich to keep a fine bitch. Guy1: But I bought her a diamond necklace with my life savings. I gave her everything! Guy2: But with girlfriends everything is not enough. Now come on, let's go to Tijuana and get some prostitutes to give us sex for $10 it's much cheaper than a girlfriend and there are no emotions involved so you can't get hurt.

By A man's man