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the word “fuck”, but autocorrect struck again and made you look like a ducking retard

(in iMessage) Guy 1: The Patriots are down 2 scores Guy 2: Duck

By ButtholeEnthusiast

quak

duck: quak john: dang dude thats a nice duck

By qwigger

a random youtuber that makes whatever content that he wants but his best friend joey has one to called joey8809

idiot 1; have you seen the duck idiot 2;yes idiot 1;do you like his content? idiot 2;kinda

By Josephofthe12yearolds

Ducks are an annoying kind of species that steal your food and never shut up. Theu swim in water and are very loud.

You were sitting at the pond enjoying ypur food while staring at the glowing sun, suddenly you hear a very loud sound "QUACK!!" the duck screamed as it splashed through the water. You realized it was coming after you, The duck opend its mouth and grabbed you from the hair and slammed you into the water.It quickly and sneakily went for the food in your hand, "QuaCK!" it screamed in victrory and evilness, laughing at you as it swam off into the sun. You were shocked as you were coverd in water and had no food!.

By islayeddd

Penis

I went over to Wendell’s house to watch TV and he asked me to pet his duck!

By Vittoria57