What's on your mug?

when my bitchy side comes out, he gets blue balls.....not in the mood tonight sorry baby.

opps did i give you blue balls? sorry turns out ur not as attractive as i thought.

By oppsmybad

A non-existent condition used by horny teenage boys to gain sympathy with girls to give them sex.

Oh baby, I hurt so much. You're giving me blue balls. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Only you can make me feel better.

By Crack of Don

when your fuckin' the bitch and then she stops for some reason and you don't finish. Then you get that pain in your balls and you can't think about anything else but trying to get the job done. Girls that do this are definetly evil and inhumane. I pitty the other poor son of a bitches that had this done to them.

yo i was fuckin' the bitch and she fuckin left. She should be shot because now i got blue balls.

By anonymous

When a girl "attempts" to give you head but is to lazy to finish you off

I had the biggest case of blue balls last night when my girlfriend tried to blow me but she couldn't finish the job

By suckonthatbitch

1. A naked boy who is very, very, very cold. 2. A boy who is entranced by a girl who always leaves him at the height of sexual tension is said to give him "blue balls" (us. while boy is going through puberty). 3. A term used for cold testicles. 4. Testicles that have been painted blue.

1. "Mam, sleeping in the snow has given me blue balls!" 2. "Oh Bazza, she keeps giving me blue balls!" 3. "My blue balls are like ice cubes!" 4. "I used True Azure paint from B&Q to get these blue balls."

By Jen der Bende