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wal-mart

1. A great place to go when your central air-condition breaks. 2. A great place to go when you want to wander a asphalt desert in search of you vehicle. 3.A great place to buy cheap objects that are a pitiful excuse for clothing. 4.A monopolizing facist conglomerate "American business" even though most of thier products obviously come from Chinese sweat-shops.

1.Kid: Mommy!!!! I'm hot, why isn't the air on? Mommy: Dear, the air broke. Kid and Mommy together: Lets go to Wal-mart!!! 2.Dude1: Where's my car? Dude2: IDK. 3.Teen1: OMG my shirt just got a hole! Teen2:It's bc you got it at Wal-mart, duh. 4.Chinese worker: Ching-chong pay me more! American consumer: Hells no I like shopping at Wal-mart!

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Wal-mart

1. Innovator of a pricing structure that admits most consumers goods purchased in the First World are SHIT that isn't worth more than $20. 2. Employer capable of aiding old people as they limp toward the ends of their hollow live without having to rely solely on Social Security. 3. Enabler of lazy college students unwilling to learn.

1. Hey Bob, did you buy that fucking shit at Wal-mart?! 2. Dude? You mom works at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic. So does mine! 3. Dude? I work at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic.

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