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Powerful nonhuman that can compel you and drink your blood. They can NOT sparkle in the sun, they burn. Don't trespass one because they will drink your blood and kill you. You can not run from them because they will chase you. They can be good or bad, drink animal or human blood with there fangs, sometimes you will meet a vampire without knowing. They do exist, the only way to kill them is too burn in the sun or stick a stake into their hearts. I'm a expert researcher, i have been tracking these down for 21 years. I've met some too. Don't cross them or me.

The vampires will kill you

By Don't.cross.me

An ugly bitch who has no friends and is pale and socially awkward

-Twilight ; hey i want to be a vampire = Carobella perhaps? -Hey whos that vampire following us around? -You're as socially awkward as a vampire !

By FB-GM

A goth person who wants to hook up with someone who isn't a goth. The intended "prey" of the vampire may either be a one night stand or a committed significant other.

"Sara's new boyfriend isn't goth at all; she's a total vampire." "Jesse's acting like a vampire tonight because he's hitting on that preppy chick."

By Maxim45

A person who sucks the souls of their victims/partners with no intentions of loving them. Usually a man but sometimes a woman. A person who has not had one exclusive partner for an extensive amount of time.

That guy is a vampire. He doesn’t get in relationships. He will probably never get married.

By Sheila V

blond, blue eyes, tall, beautiful, gorgeous, handsome, & someone you want to have babies with so you can produce some vampire babies

Look at that vampire walking across the street. Seriously, if I could just stare at that vampire for the rest my life, my life's mission would be complete. He is utterly breathtaking.

By vampirebabymaker