What's on your mug?

a drug

person 1: whatchu doing? person 2: on tumblr person 1: is that a drug? person 2: yeah.

By trololoperson

n. A website where users promote fanatical, extremist, and hateful ideas and positions while veiling themselves as victims of similar things to justify their hypocrisy. n. That website where your all your favorite deviant art artists disappeared to, to promote their art while also laughing at funny gif captions their friends posted.

Joe: did you see that captioned gif on tumblr? it's so funny!

By Parasaw

Tumblr is a place where everyone sold their soul to Satan when we didn't read the Terms of Agreement. Tumblr is filled with the following: ~hipsters ~porn ~Harry Potter fandom ~Sherlock fandom ~Doctor Who fandom ~Supernatural fandom ~Homestuck fandom ~cats ~food ~drugs ~alcohol ~pretty girls ~LGBT supporters ~fangirls ~music freaks ~depressed people ~obsession with Canada ~obsession with England/Britain/UK ~arguments between American users and British users about the meanings of words ~hedgehog gifs ~youtubers ~cosplayers ~lonely people with no lives ~pictures with song lyrics on them ~Avengers fandom ~Star Trek fandom ~obsession with Robert Downey Jr. ~anon hate ~anon love ~roleplay ~memes ~gifs ~furries ~anime ~shippers ~OTPs ~personal posts ~ranting ~trolls ~posts that were probably posted at 3AM that question the meaning of life ~outer space ~the insane ~paradoxes in posts ~major sleep deprivation If tumblr people actually left their computers for the real world, we'd probably invent something insanely awesome.

Friend: What is tumblr anyways? Me: lifecatsmusicbandshipstersfandomsomg<3 Friend: okay then.... Me: TUMBLRTUMBLRTUMBLR<3

By awkotacokitty-rawr

The place where hipsters, emo's, and social degenerates go to to complain and make attention seeking posts. A place to stay away from and shall not be named.

Hipster friend: Go on tumblr its great! Me: I'm not a hipster and i don't need to be an attention seeking ass hat.

By MangoSpider

A social media website made for "weird gurls" and "nice bois". Aka: attention whores/beached whales who think they are too special for Facebook. They are very special snowflakes so approach with caution. A tumblr user will blatantly bash racism by hating white people. Never make any gay jokes whatsoever. The tumblr user can not take jokes and will never stop crying and cutting themselves about the way you "oppressed" him/her. Tumblr users will often make up silly and quirky names for their own awful fetishes (like Polysexuality). The best way to deal with a tumblr user is with gasoline,a lighter,and reverse abortion. If all that doesn't work use a "trigger" (something that a tumblr user does not agree with and will kill themselves because of it).

"I have a tumblr cause i'm so special :3

By A beautiful bastard