Todd
Todd is not nice .
Todd is a teletubbie
By lolihatelife
Todd is not nice .
Todd is a teletubbie
By lolihatelife
An old man, typically 70+. Loves Diet Coke and golfing. Has beady blue eyes and whispy white hair. Most importantly, Todd is synonymous with severe obesity, and is a control freak.
Oh my gosh, stop being such a Todd!
By user1947286
A Todd seems like a very nice kind person, but when you have trust in him, his shell will slowly drop to show his true colors. A Todd can be nice, however, some are lower than the ground we walk on.
Oh my god, what happened to that girl? She just got out of an emotionally abusive relationship. Oh no! Yeah, Todd really did a number on her.
By Darkstalker
(n)The penultimate cock-blocker, male or female. A person who will employ wit, good looks, charm, force- anything at their immediate disposal to spoil one's chances of hooking up with an attractive and available female in the room. also: (v) to cock block
watch out for Brock- he'll Todd you all night so long as there are chicks around Jeanie is such a Todd- as soon as Jane walks in she goes on about the roller derby!
By dirtypearlofheaven
To prematurely make a congratulatory remark to an appointment during a Contest ment to ginx the Contest, either by having the opponent let down their guard and thereby giving Todd (or someone else) an edge or by Todd-magic outright.
"Hey James, looks like I have no chance to comeback this week in fantasy football, good game". This is a Todd statement because I at no time believed Todd would lose, thereby giving the opponent a false sense of security.
By Todd knocker