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Shrek is a slang word for The Christian Bible.

Did you see the new version of Shrek?

By Shrektile

Shrek is a fictional green ogre who has become a meme and has become alive because of the memes. Nowadays, he is the listed in USA Today as the Shrexiest Man Alive 2019. Shrek is love, Shrek is life. Lord Farquaad is a nasty bowl-cut ogre-h8r. He is not shrexy. He is the opposite. He is Farqugly. Shrek is married to Mrs. Shrek. She is a pretty shrexy lady. Lord Farquaad was defeated by Shrek's shrexiness and his amazing succable ears.

Oh my Shrek, I love Shrek 2! It is the best movie to me. Shrek is so much cuter than that Farqugly man; That Farqugly man does not have succable ears.

By 6PP9

Our true lord and savior. He was put on this earth to save us all.

At the end of time Shrek will rain down and take us home.

By KornBoi

The exact definition of God. He has his own religion, and he is our holy savior

Person 1- “Hey why are you always praying to that onion Person 2- “Sorry man, i’m praying to my holy god, Shrek”

By ChaoticSnail

He represents hope and courage in times of sorrow. He is the light that shines brightly, leading us through life.

Praise be to shrek

By Danny De\/ito