Owned
A misspelling of pwned. Used in a sentence created to humiliate someone after they have contributed to an unintelligent situation.
After Idiot1 gets kicked in the balls, Idiot2 says, "You got owned!"
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Owned
the act of being totally paralised with shock and chronic wiggage.. when someone promotes a state of mental immobility by describing sometihng totally fucked up to you.
"man, did you see that fat stripper? he dirty flaps were hanging out...it owned me hardcore..." "man that music owns me.." "Dion totally owns me in his fucking purple stretch pants..i am going to kill that son of a bitch if he wears them again...."
By Chemical Mafia
owned
What Jeremy says when he can't compete.
used in a conversation he is intellectually outclassed in: "You've been owned because blah, blah, blah... my little pussy hurts. Can I go home now?"
By Mike Hunt
owned
When someone out does you totally, when someone does something fucking awesome.
Matt was just owned by that Jewish guy!
By Ace
owned
When one gets beat in a game or injured in real life. It is usually shouted to show victory against another player.
"HAHA!! THAT NOOB JUST GOT OWNED!!" or "I can totally own you at CS:S"
By Cri