What's on your mug?

Jonas is usually voll der dulli and extremely introvert person

Girls: "oh look it's Jonas. He's ugly tho!"

Big dick, gorgeous, smart, big ol booty, athletic, gets boys pretty easy. Has multiple side pieces. Pretty sweet. Likes 100 men at once.

“Look at Jonas over there, what a man magnet!”

By Derrick09

Jonas is always a nice friend. He is perfect, nice, rich, and reliable. He’s the best kind of friend you can have.

Jonas has a big Cock Who is the handsome one over there? It’s jonas! Is Jonas perfect? Yes!

By urbanes dikitonary

jonas is a very wonderful friend, he is very funny and very nice

"Jonas is so funny! I love the joke he made last night!"

By ack quack

Jonas is a Person who has hair that will probably remind you of medusa but dont look in his eyes unless you want to become stone!

YO WHATS UP JONAS! Jonas: YO WHAT UP YO hAVE YOU SEEN THE NE- Why you stone?

By daisdowodaskpokdw