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slang word describing an italian

This guido walked by with a chain around his neck.

By theres

A completely made-up sub-culture, invented by the media and white people trying to act black and giving it a different name. Americans who think that they are Italian because their grandparents are, and are therefore hated by both Americans, actual Italians and of course, the rest of the world. The guidette is the female variation, often short, overweight and fantastically ugly, but are somehow under the impression that they are attractive.

Look at that guido and guidette couple going to the tanning salon together... Awwww it's like they're people.

By Sam_squawk

a gay italian (as seen on the Jersey Shore)

example: Pauly D = Guido

By guido<3333

-Guido actually translates to guy in English. It's a name. Nowadays, it's used as a racial slur against Italian guys. Usually the morons who speak like illiterates (i.e "not for nothin, how ya doin, my mudda, check out dat broad!" etc) -They give genuine Italian people a bad name

a. That guys a real guido, listen to the way he speaks. 1.Check out dat broad. Ohh! 2.Eh oh! How ya doin! 3. Look at that fuckin melignon (pronounced mool-in-yon)

By JPistoia

Original Version- A white, obnoxious, male, that listens to disco music. This term was often used in the 70's by people who listened to rock music and thought disco was bad. Guidos usally hung out with the "girl guidos" which were labbled "Stellas". The Guidos and Stellas would mostly listen to music that was easy to "hustle" to, such as The Village People or Earth, Wind, Fire. These Guidos usally wore bright bell bottum pants with bright botton up shirts and platform shoes, with greasy hair. These guidos died with disco. Jersey Shore Verison- An Itilan American male, that lives in the New York/New Jersey tri-state area. This guido spends his days working out at the gym and going spray or bed tanning. His nights usally consume of wearing tight clothes, greasing his hair up and going clubbing to score chicks, and for some reason thinks he's going to get one. The guido does these types of activities way up into his late 30's. This guido usally hangs out with the "girl guido" The Guidette. Who is usally an over tanned, dramtic, slut. This trend was made famous by the tv show Jersey Shore, which is about 8 guidos and guidettes getting drunk and getting laid. Hopfully these guidos die with the show.

Exmaple 1: "Someone needs to tell these guidos that disco is dead" Exmaple 2: "That guy is so greasy, he could be one Jersey Shore with the other guidos"

By Booboobro