What's on your mug?

An animal who's only intent is to eat your homework.

teacher: Where's your homework? student: My dog ate it. teacher: Come see me at lunch. Dog: You got PWND, Bitch!

By dog eats hmwrk guy

Stands for Dirty Old Guy; A really disgusting old guy who lusts after very young girls or boys.

Some priests are dogs in robes.

By Kate Smith

Dog is Duane Lee Chapman, owner of Da Kine Bail Bonds in Honolulu and self-proclaimed "Greatest Bounty Hunter in the World." Six thousand-plus captures over the past two decades have earned this highly intense, charismatic ex-con and born-again Christian such a distinction. He is the modern-day Billy the Kid - minus all the weaponry. "Regulators," he'll often bellow to his supporting cast of bounty hunters, which often includes family members and friends, "mount up!" He's also the king of comebacks - a modern-day hero who was once a zero after serving time in a Texas prison for first-degree murder. It's a conviction he claims was unfounded and later candidly discusses, for the first time ever, with Midweek. "I am what rehabilitation stands for," claims the man who's been profiled on such TV shows as The Learning Channel's Secret World of Bounty Hunters and Court TV's Anatomy of a Crime, and whose Predator's Predator column at www.crime.com receives a bevy of hits on a daily basis. "I did time in prison, and that made my mother and father - not to mention the public - very ashamed of me." And so as part of his penance, he vowed to help make America a safer place for all.

"Dog The Bounty Hunter"

By Jonny Armstrong

Shit, Shite, turd, crap

Thats f*cking Dog mate, or the other day we played dog

By Smiffy Dubz tm

A small woodland creature named for its creator, God. The reason it is spelled backwards is because it is a very evil creature, and some say its backwards. Its head is also backwards. The main reason it is so evil is because it will steal your left sock while you are sleeping. It will also take your regular alpacas AND your sushi alpacas. Watch out! You have been warned. Make a ring around your bed of right socks full of parsnips to ward them off. Good luck.

Wake up! A dog is stealing your left sock!

By Bobby Singer