What's on your mug?

helping ugly people have sex.

after sex, i'd like to honor my beer by shoving one in my partner's ass

By booboo1

Also know as brew. A liquid more necessary than blood, makes everything more interesting and adds meaning to life.

Another shot, another beer is all that I have planned

By thissucksletsgogetdrunk

A beverage that cannot be purchased; only rented.

You can't buy beer. You can only rent it.

By Cap'n Bullmoose

Crap that people drink gallons of so they can do crazy shit, have bad hangovers, and die of heart disease.

You see that guy who just collapsed on the sidewalk? I don't feel sorry for him. He drank like 25 1-liter glasses of beer last night.

By dj gs68

Tasty alcoholic drink, thats cool and refreshing- traditional British Drink

Yo! Coming down the pub? -Yeh, in a minuite -Cool, i'll get the beers in

By Mr. 1980s