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Michael is the wrong dune coon

A god with a massive penis and being completely ripped, especially his legs. No other one dares no challenge him. All girls want to marry him and stay with him.

Girl: let me pray so one day I can fuck the god Michael Other girl: same here let me get my bible ready.

By All the women in the world

Michael is a boy or non-boy or pet that loves to have Doritos. For a snack or a meal, Michael will eat Doritos gleefully. Michaels love to share Doritos with babes and studs. Michaels love to be gifted Doritos in the holiday.

Customer: I’ll have 2 Doritos please. I will give one to my Michael. Clerk: Michael will love this gift! Paper or plastic?

By Mycool1892

Michael is the most loving , caring , and overprotective person you could have . He brings so much joy into your life and just at the right time . He loves sports , he’s devoted to it , he loves video games and music .Michael didn’t have a great dad but he is a great man . He is so sweet and generous and sincere you would think this man is perfect. He is very open ! so when he is telling you how he feels listen cause if you don’t that’s it don’t expect him to open is heart to you again. Michael is the best friend you can ever have he loves to make you laugh he is a comedian. He will fight for you and be there for you when no one else will !! Michaela is so tender hearted and loving please don’t take his kindness for weakness you’ll regret losing him because you’ll miss him very much . Michael is the definition of loyal , faithful, and honest. He’s been hurt a lot but a Michael never gives up he’s strong and loves hard . He is not to be crossed he’ll knock you out as quick as you crossed him. If u meet a Michael keep him he’s a God sent man or true friend he’ll never judge you but will tell u the truth & he will never lead you the wrong way . If you hurt Michael shame on you .

Pray with Micheal don’t play with michael.

By elverdaderokk

Never trust a Michael.. they're untrustworthy, and practical backstabbers.

Girl: "Michael is untrustworthy. I can agree with my friend that he can't be trusted!" Best Friend: "Wow.. that's harsh." Michael: "Um.. what did you just say about me?"

By thegirlwhosedead