What's on your mug?

Your mom is a concoction of 'y' 'o' 'u' 'r' 'm' 'o' 'm' and it is hilarious to use in day to day conversations with your siblings. Example: Joe- You are a fat, horrible person. Lauren- Don't care + Didn't ask Joe- Shut up you neek (geek+ nerd) Lauren- Your mom is a neek Everybody else in class- OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! GET ROASTED

2. Carson- You wear tank tops all the time Chloe Chloe- Your mom wears tank tops all the time Carson runs away crying to his mommy and snitching to mother 3. Taylor- Do you know a mirror cuz that is who you talk to everyday. HAHA Taaylor- Does your mom know a mirror since that is her only friend. Taylor- Really? How do you know? Taalor-Because your mom told me. Taylor- One more word about my mom and you are dead. Taaylor- Can you ask your mother something? Taylor- Why? Taaylor- because I left my toothbrush there. Taylor- Where are you? Taaylor- At your mom's house. ***SILENCE***

By DejiOlatunji

The person i did last night

I did your mom last night

By The person who did your mom

your mom likes milk and fatness

YOUR MOM GETTING MILK

By mateo_94

Rephrase to when you're eating a hamburger from either Burger King or wherever you would eat a burger at lunch whenever then say:

Example: Kid: Eat a burger and then say this burger is good Kid 2 :Mmmm Your mom looks good Mom: standing over there staring and laughs and your dad looks tasty..

By Urbanuser101

Any dumbass who uses this is probably failing or has no sense of what they are doing whatsoever

Person #1: bro look at (insert a janitors name) he's probly doing crack person #2: by crack do you mean..YOUR MOM! person #3: dude...are you failing your grades or smth?

By SWEETEST PIE