What's on your mug?

Funny guy, loves music and loves your fathers big cock.

Look he’s jerking off your dad, he must be a Matthew

By Super idol

Matthew believes that people who put their urban dictionaries on their status are goofy af

Matthew said that persons a goofy, she thinks we care about her urban dictionary.

By Urbanpoes

Guy who looks like my dad who has midlife crisis. Grows long beard because he is lazy to cut it. Also is biggest nerd that ever lived. He is greatly prepared for life. He can eat everything, even thing that he finds on ground. He doesn't need anybody, he has sigma male grindset.

Look at that hobo he could be Matthew

By Blund3r

Fat big fluffy marshmallow, looks like a potato has a 26% in science. Has a terrible haircut that looks like he failed at attempting curtain bangs. Such a baddie grrr ruff ruff. Also gay

Matthew is a gay baddie

By Gay Baddie Bestie

is the best type of guy friend you will ever have. if your sad, mad, or anything of the sort he will be there and make you laugh. matthew is the most loyal friend or lover you will ever have. he has crushes and admire them from a distance but will never express his feeling because he is scared of outcomes. he will have people come up to him and be shy but once you get to know him, he’s the life of the party. matthew will always have admires but will always run because he’s scared of the future. matthew doesn’t like opening up because he doesn’t think his feelings aren’t as important as his friends and doesn’t want to be selfish expressing them.

damn is that a matthew, he’s so fun at parties but he has a secret but nobody knows it.

By roger1780