god
the misspelling of good
good has two o's not one god is the wrong way
By SuperAwesomeSauce
the misspelling of good
good has two o's not one god is the wrong way
By SuperAwesomeSauce
An imaginary being that crazy people worship and kill others over.
Muslim- "Allah is going to burn you in hell boy" Christian- "God is gonna send your ass to hell boy"
By BigDaddy600
Praised by those who can admit imperfection and realize there is something greater than themselves. Resented and often mocked by those who are arrogant enough to believe that they have no faults. Also the religious answer to creation. scientsts believe the big bang theory disproves any god.
Q: Say that the big bang theory is 100% accurate, it cannot disprove god because WHO THE FUCK CAUSED THE BIG BANG A: God
By Why tell you who i am?
God, Godhead, God the Father: It is generally the Father, or Elohim, who is referred to by the title God. He is called the Father because he is the father of our spirits. God the Father is the supreme ruler of the universe. He is all powerful, all knowing, and everywhere present through his Spirit. Mankind has a special relationship to God that sets man apart from all other created things: men and women are God’s spirit children. God the Son: The God known as Jehovah is the Son, Jesus Christ. Jesus works under the direction of the Father and is in complete harmony and at one ment with him. All mankind are his brothers and sisters, for he is the eldest of the spirit children of Elohim. Some scripture references refer to him by the word God. For example, the scripture says that “God created the heaven and the earth” (Gen. 1: 1), but it was actually Jesus who was the Creator under the direction of God the Father. The Holy Ghost is also a God and is called the Holy Spirit, the Great White Spirit, the Spirit of God, etc.
And thus there shall be the reckoning of the time of one planet above another, until thou come nigh unto Kolob, which Kolob is after the reckoning of the Lord’s time unto the throne of God, to govern all those planets which belong to the same border as that upon which thou standest.
By vinelord
A surpeme, almighty deity whom you can laugh at all you want right now. But when you die and go to Hell, you're gonna feel pretty fucking stupid.
Dude, God can go fuck himself in the ass! 30 years later Oh God! Please don't let me die! I don't wanna go to hell! GOD: YOU THINK I GIVE A SHIT, YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE FUCK!?
By Sean