What's on your mug?

Big dick guy fucking fine ass hell get hoe but the one he love the most he will be with her forever and he will beat any nigga ass who mess with him his homies or his girl

Girls: jordan fine as fuck wish he could be my man

JORDAN???!!

Tamweez: "Have you seen Jordan?" Don Balconi: "JORDAN?!!"

By notslurry

Such a piece of shit. Smells like he uses dog shit for roll on. Saves his toenail clipping for midnight snacks. Comes from a hell hole known as Benoni. Seduces old ladies at the retirement villages. Say’s the word “bru” way too often.

“Why does it smell so bad in here?” “Oh, that’s because Jordan just walked in.”

By artifacct

Jordans are very pretty and fun to be around. They love skateboarding and are good at just about everything. Jordans typically have dark brown hair and brown or green eyes, and are sometimes very tall. If you are friends with a Jordan, then don't let him/her go. Jordans will always be there for you and will cheer you up instantly in your darkest hour.

Me: Look, it's my best friend Jordan :)

By glxssiergxrl

Fucking slow

Jordan is dumb but a ride or die

By Blue not here