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the [weird] [sticky shit] that comes out of [your ass]

person [1]: Horror, pain, I’ve felt it all. After approximately 137 minutes on the toilet with no [hope] I was scared I new my stomach wasn’t going down without a fight. In the background I could hear my family laughing and having a wonderful [time], and yet again I was in the dark all alone just me the toilet and my poop. Years of spending hours on the toilet fearing for my life I grabbed my iPhone and searched “[Music] to help you poop” after scrolling for sometime I found this, it stood out to me I had [hope] for the first [time]. As I was about to tap, my stomach new the war was over, I could hear noises coming from my stomach but I ignored it just tapped on this video and for the first time it came out without any [pushing] or screaming. Shit was everywhere in the toilet I couldn’t help myself but cry it was the first time something so [beautiful] happened. After hours on this toilet I could be here for seconds now. When I walked in the dark scary hopeless room, I could now walk out empty and now play with my family again it’s been hours since I’ve seen their faces. person 2: what the fuck

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