What's on your mug?

Trash man looks like red dragon bad at math and social skills.

jordan is a jordan

By manhandler bob

Jordans are hot beautiful people. They are weird and annoying af. A Jordans have A HUGE ASS and big lips. They have either no tits or HUGE MOMMY MILKERS. Jordans are gods so bow down.

Ex: Girl one: Is that a Jordan with a huge ASS. Girl two: Duh only Jordans have huge Badonkadonk's.

By Jordanthesexybeast

He is ephemeral and lacks time management skills. Although he can be smart he is very annoying and rude.

Jordan: what a babe

By cait_9182

my friend he pretty cool

me: hi jordan: hi

By Fake Repster

An amazing person that deserves better. Usually touch-starved, and has had their heart broken more than once. Jordans are really loyal, and won't leave your side- as long as you don't leave theirs. They're probably into some weird fandom that they rant to you about all the time. Probably surprisingly good at video games, secretly loves to read, and is really creative. Don't be afraid to ask them out; they're usually really approachable and will try to start a conversation with you. Bonus if they're part of the LGBTQ+ community in some way. Even if they insist they aren't, they probably are.

Wow, Jordan is so cool - I wish I could hangout with them more often

By darkchallengerr