What's on your mug?

A weirdo dummy who simps for patience

Brandon is a simp

By Bobbs

Handsome mischievous guy. Has the kind of smile and eyes to make you go crazy. He makes you feel all jittery And nervous because he is confident , and Will make any women want to look his way. Brandon has almost dark brown black hair and dark eyes. Handsome as hell.

“That’s Brandon” guy on the bus that’s always making the driver Lorraine go crazy... “Wow. He’s handsome as fuck!” Wish I could drive him crazy...” Haha

By Crazyyyykid10

little dick big tiddies nigga

damn girl, look at Brandon over there Got bigger titties then you got a small dick tho

By realivan

The world to Dakota

Brandon means the world to Dakota

By Asthmaplasma

The opposite of a simp

“I’m not a simp, I’m a Brandon”

By hylialee