What's on your mug?

super intense minecraft player

person: ray is such a simp, he spends all day on minecraft

By luna de angelis

Legendary people in college committees who get a hard on by telling people what they can't do, why because they don't matter, but will let a random 'chic' or their 'bros' walk all over them.

A: They didn't let in the college concert, they said there was no place left, the place was totally empty!! second later a random chick walks in and they act like they own the place. B: Fucking Simps!!!

By lala__ji

Biased empathy for women, lack of it for men - anywhere down to psychopathy; they can however have solidarity with other men over simping matters - pleasing, providing for, protecting a woman, etc; and even solidarity in the lack of empathy for men - abuse of or punishment for men, etc. Most men are instinctively simps. They can be trad/"conservative" simps or modern/"liberal" simps, the difference is the same as in trad vs modern gynocentrism - trads want men sacrificing themselves for society, expect the social state and men to provide for and protecc women first; libs build up more similar political & legal gynocentric biases, as a result imposing more intrusive control over men and their possessions, but they also want men individually more submissive to women, while ridiculing or calling abusive any reverse expectations. In the most basic sense on the internet simps are those, who give more money to the makeup-wearing web streaming clowns or the already rich ones, overspending, because on some level they consider it their (imaginary) online relationship/friendship.

Stop simping for her, if you aren't that submissive, mentally replace her with a man - would you still be acting the same?

By veinsofgold

A sad ass weeb who can’t get no pussy so they let bitches walk all over their ass for even the slightest increase of a chance of obtaining pussy. These motherfuckers love e-girls like Belle Delphine and will forfeit their annual salary and all mortal possessions to the e-girl in question’s Patreon, then proceed to shit and piss all over the place when their username is mentioned on Twitch. Watch out for these mofos. They’re SUCKERS IDOLIZING MEDIOCRE PUSSY.

Belle Dolphin: Thank you so much XxOtaku_swagM4ST4_69xX for the donation of your annual salary! The Simp: I piss and shit and cum all over the place because I am a SIMP.

By BooBooKeys

Leo

Leo is simping again, look he's on his way to mcDonalds AGAIN.

By AYAYEET