What's on your mug?

Dickin' around in the underground. Can be done male on female, male on male, etc.

Whit: Hey Clayton, do you wanna have some sex? Clayton: Why sure! I love to dick around in the underground!

By Tyrone McBlack

When a man's sin stick is in, on, or in the same room as a woman's hell hole.

Timmy: Reverend Johnson what's sex? Reverend Johnson: Well Timmy it's when a man's sin stick is in, on, or in the same room as a woman's hell hole. Timmy: Thanks Reverend Johnson!

By dante0220

Honestly, why would you waste your time looking up sex in the Urban Dictonary. Almost everyone had health class and should know sex is used for: -making children -prostitues -pleasure -hornies -sluts

Sally: Whatchaa doin Lace. Lacey: Well looking up Sex in the Urban Dictionary Sally: why you hornbag, we had health Lacey: Well i though it be easier if i had a full explination Sally: T.T whatever Lacey: -clicks- Sex : when a mans penis inserts to a ladys vag. Sally: ohh wow such description Lacey: yup, I am looking for the perfect one Sally: okay then.see you Lacey: byee<3 3 hours later Sally: hey lets go to the park Lacey: 'is on page 29' no thank still lookin Sally: jeeez. you waste yo time Lacey: bye Sally: hoe oh look Sex

By Mooshiee<3

A form of currency in many cultures. Mainly used for blackmail or revenge.

"Have sex with me and I won't tell your wife." Similar to... "Give me £1000 and I won't tell your wife."

By crabbyG

something you're not supposed to have until you're at least sixteen or people will judge you HARSHLY. Something when a man sticks his you-know-what into a girl's you-know-where. Can also be: Man on man(anal) gal on gal(oral, or something) gal, gal and man(BJs, eating out and fucking) man, man and gal(anal, vaginal and oral) orgy(penises and vags everywhere going into or being fucked by almost anything) usually embellished by blowjobs, boob sucking/licking/fondling, licking vag, kissing and more remember, always use a condom if your a boy! you don't want to get STDs or get her pregnant

I kiss you softly. You grab my waist and kiss me bac. We begin frenching, you fondle my boobs through my shirt. You gently toss me onto the bed, and begin to take off your shirt. You get on top of me, and rip my shirt off, while I remove your pants and boxers. I gasp, your dick is BIG. You take off my pants and underwear, fingering my vagina. You slowly remove my bra, exposing my double c boobs. I grab your penis and give you the best blowjob EVER. You lick my vagina, while I moan and shout your name. I let you get on top, and you slide your dick in and out, again, while you massage and lick my boobs. I scream in pleasure while I have my first orgasm of the night, then we switch, and I ride you, my tits bouncing up and down, then I orgasm again and you get on top again. After all kinds of sex, we settle down and you fondle my boobs while we make out

By meandmypervertedmind