What's on your mug?

To bonk or hit someone on the head

i crept up behind the gofer hole with my soft felt covered bat after i inserted a quarter in and as it popped out and revealed its ugly head.....WOMP!! dead gopher

By Johnson Mo Bonson

The act of the eyelids moving to half mast after smoking copious quantities of shwag, or some fine fire in a gravity bong or vaporizer.

Dude, I was standing there when my eyelids were suddenly like "womp." Walking in on your stoner roommate while smoking, you say, "Man, you're womping again??" Coming across someone with half-open eyes and completely glassed over at that, you say, "Man, you are totally womped!"

By 1402

to have to fart in school... usually will leave poop skids (dowd)

I need to womp-cover me!

By kittycatkitty

to play with yourself, wack off, jack off etc. MASTURBATION(but only for guys)

I was going to workout, but I decided I would womp instead.

By MBpimpdaddy101

A word used as a substitute for any swear word.

"Can you believe that that stupid womp just cut me off?" "Hey do you guys know Kevin Lastname?" "Yeah, he is womping hilarious"

By Side Biscuit