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The act of hitting a golf ball particularly far and straight

I schlonged that ball down the fairway.

By Ragerz17

Something PlayStation players suck on.

That guy sucks at Fortnite. He eats schlong on the daily

By Thrbegrfhdyduf

The biggest dick you’ll ever see. If he has a schlong, he’ll skull fuck you harder than you’ve ever been fucked. He’ll give you the biggest orgasm with his 33 1/2 inch schlong

Girl: “Nice dick😉” Guy: “it’s not a dick” Girl: “what is it then” Guy: “ITS A SCHLONG

By Sexy_chicken643

You hardly ever see a schlong that is bigger than a head, unless it's made of rubber. That must have happened for a reason.

If you've watched a porno before, you notice you dont see a schlong larger than a head. Most guys are not 10 foot tall avatars, avatars might have schlongs larger than a human head.

By Solid Mantis

A big ass juicy horse dong that’s unnecessary for any human being. Very unnaturally large. One could say it’s very slangin’

Nothing compares to my massive schlong

By ThatoneleprechaunGandalf