What's on your mug?

1. hell 2. to extremist christians (aka everyone in MY life) it is "A time to glorify and enjoy God forever! Hallelujah!" 3. a piece of shit that is worthless and ends the way it begins... in a state of nothingness. 4. a time when you can just be atheist and have unclouded judgement. 5. not worth living.

Wow- I can't get a boyfriend. why is everyone unattracted to me? I can't get anti-depressants because i'm not 18 yet. I don't want to deal with this shitbag called life anymore. *sigh* i'm pretty but no one notices.

By PhantomPhan

Life is a kick-ass cereal for people who are friends of the hooka

today i had LIFE for breakfast

By evan corzine

A huge void between conception and death, where souls exist and compete for as long as possible to remain in that void.

When the philosopher finally discovered the meaning of life, he committed suicide before telling everyone else about it.

By AYB

1. Something many people do not have these days. 2. Life goes like this: You're born. You learn chickenshit stuff. You go to elementary school. You go to middle school. You go to high school. You get a license. You graduate. You go to college. You have sex. You graduate. You get a job. You bust your ass all day for forty years. You pay taxes. You have a stroke. You go live in an old age home. You die. The End.

That was a charming story about life, wasn't it? Well get used to it. 'Cause it's your too.

By Invisible_Bunny

a stupid board game

i make the pieces have sex

By anti-beat-box