What's on your mug?

A female friend who has sex with you

I sex with my sexy girlfriend every day.

By beluga the suzzi cat

Someone who expects you to get anything for them even if it costs over $100K

Leo's Girlfriend: Hey can you get me that ring? Leo: Sorry it's to much Leo's Girlfriend: Okay. I'll just break up with you

By LoweredUniform

Someone who will leech off of you, until they have consumed all your resources and friends, before they move on to someone else etc. AKA, a computer virus.

My girlfriend spent all my money and made me lose my mates, and now she's fucking that guy from burger king.

By thejamdude

A damn good replacement for a game system.

"This feels real good, my hand never felt this good.

By Balla-4-Life

A girlfriend is one of the best things that will ever happen to you.

1) Ralan's girlfriend Alanna is pretty and funny. 2) Ralan is lucky because his girlfriend is Alanna.

By Manuelr11