What's on your mug?

what a townie is 1) a person who wears "rockports" or "nike air trainers" 2)coats-henri Lloyd,GILL,rockport 3) a cap that hangs half of there head 4)or, bleach blonde hair gelled to there head 4) go's around beating ppl up 4 no aperent reason 5)talks like "buzzin" "dont chat" "nugget" 6)they dislike ppl wearing any black clothing 7)they also dislike ppl not listing to hardcore dance or "blazin squad" 8)tonnes of think gold sorerigns, or big loopy earings 9)trackys that are tucked in the socks 10)they dislike ppl who dont smoke 11) they dislike ppl who are ther own individual In conclusion townies are aload of pricks who really all should be shot dead.

ur walkin down a street and a townie go's "sweaty mosher" or "mosh mosh get a wash" or "f**kin goth ill knock u out" and takes a drag of his/her cig.

By Lucy!

A person that views intelligence as unnecessary and nice behaviour as being homosexual. They consider themselves macho and seek out others especially groups to validate their lack of morals and animalistic behaviour.

'You look like a f*****g poof, you mosher' said to person that catches them in an aggressive mood

By Chav

Wears tracksuits to the likes of Addidas and Nike, and wears footy shoes and sometimes wears socks really high up covering the bottom of their tracksuit trousers. Listens to trance type music, and has the worst ever attitude. Goes around looking for trouble, and always wanting to hunt down grungers and beat them up for no reason. Might have a ear piercing on the right side to either show that their gay, or a townie, or both in most cases. They are the reason why the UK is a badass place and a complete shithole full of violence and crime. Townies ruin everything.

Townie: Oi there`s a fookin grebby twat there, lets gow jump that stupid dick. Grunger: Touch me and I`ll shove this knife in your fucking face and beat you all to the ground, and call up all the grungers to hoarde you all and rip your fucking teeth out.

By Jason Groombridge

A mindless idiot who wears fake burberry products for £5 of the local market and who has poorly dyed blonde hair and who listens to britney spears and 50 cent etc...they wear fake diamond earings and the girls wear bottoms with 'PRINCESS' or 'BABE' written on the back and the men and women wear jackets with an American state on the front such as 'CUBA' or 'BROOKLYN' on the front. They smoke and say 'innit' and swear in every sentence...how pathetic...they pick on goths and punks and grunges because we are different. well it's better to be different than be like one of the rest of them townie bitches/pimps.

Here is my argument i had with 2 townies (a boy and a girl) Townie 1: oi mate, ere's one of them sado goths Me: Ahem Townie 2:HAHA, lets go get da others. then we can kick her in Townie 1: Move a muscle and you're dead biatch They ran off to get their mates and i walked off in to mc donalds to meet my mates. Why tell us not to move then they run off....?!? Pathetic Wannabes

By Gem The Weird One

du ur best 2 clean up da streets...

take part... kill a townie...

By ThE KilLeRs FaNz ?!&*$@~#+