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South Park

probably the best show on tv. anyone who doesn't like south park probably goes home and fucks their mom at night. airs on comedy central and upn. main characters are cartman, kyle, kenny, and stan.

south park episode 306: sexual harassment panda Petey the sexual harassment panda: "…Article 36, Section 19: One panda may not make sexual comments about another panda's appearance. If said panda does make…" Stan: Ogh, dude, get me out of here! Cartman: I think Sexual Harassment Panda is cool. Stan: You would think that, you little ass-sucker. Cartman: What did you call me? Stan: An ass-sucker. It means you suck ass. You see an ass, you suck it. You're an ass-sucker. Cartman: That does it! I am suing you for sexual harassment! Petey: Uh-oh. Stan: What? Cartman: You have… sexually harassed me for the last time! It says right here… that now I can sue you and take all of your money. Petey: That's right, he can. Stan: No you can't, you little ass-sucker! Cartman: Oh, you did it again! You all heard him! Petey: "The first party of the first panda may sue the second-party panda unless that panda was said panda aforementioned panda."

By south_park_kicks_ass

South Park

A toxic show with an equally toxic fandom in which fans no longer watch the show for its content, but to ship characters and see whether their ship will sink or sail. According to fan logic, every character is either secretly gay or bisexual, or at least sexually starved for the first character they interact with for 5 seconds in an episode. The boys are all also cute bishounen (especially Kyle, who is the most bishi of them all), and all the girls should be portrayed by Instagram models in a live action film. Also, god forbid you say Kyle and Heidi should not be together, as Kyle is so pure and incorruptible that he deserves Heidi who can also do no wrong (note my sarcasm). They “deserve each other” for the sake of giving both characters a relationship and both are victims of Cartman’s abuse. Wendy is also a man-hating, straw feminist and complete trash, according to most Style (Stan and Kyle) fans, as she gets in the way of every fangirls gay fantasies. Oh, and Tweek and Craig were always totally gay for each other. It was never forced, and Kenny is a pansexual who low-key has the hots for Butters (who is secretly a trans gay person). And if you ever disagree with the above headcanons and logic, then you are just a hater with too much sand in your vagina. Note that most of these fans are obsessive INFP fangirls who love cosplay and secretly masturbate to erotic fan fiction about 10 year olds they have sexualized and “aged up” at their own convenience.

South Park is a toxic fandom that is like a cancer to the internet.

By LizaChumbalaya

South Park

[The best], funniest, and most [worthy] to be watched [show] EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

on episodes of south park: Ex #1 Mr. Garrison:ok class wats 5x2.......come on dont be shy clyde Clyde: [12] Mr.Garrison: ok how bout someone whos not a complete [retard] ...[kyle] [Kyle]:i think i no the answer mr. garrison Cartman:mmhmhmhmhmh [Kyle]: shut up fat boy Cartman: dont call me fat u f****** jew Mr. garrison: eric did u just say the f word Cartman: wat? jew? [Kyle]:no hes talking about f*** u cant say f*** in school f****** fat a** Mr. Garrison: [KYLE]! Cartman: y the f*** not Mr. Garrison: ERIC! Stan: dude u just said f*** again Mr. Garrison: STANLEY! Kenny: f*** Mr. Garrison: KENNY! Cartman: wats the big deal it doesnt hurt anybody f*** f****** f** Mr.Garrison: how would u like to go see the school counsler Cartman: how would u like to suck my [balls] Mr.Garrison: wat did u say!!! Cartman: im sorry im sorry actually wat i said was *gets loudspeaker* how would u like to suck my [balls] mr. garrison Stan: holy sh** dude -------------------------------------------------------------------- Ex #2 kitty: meow cartman:no kitty thiz iz my pot pie kitty: meow cartman: no kittys a bad kitty thiz iz my pot pie kitty: hsss cartman: mom kittys bein a [dildo] cartmans mom: then i no a certain kitty kitty thats sleeping with mommy tonite cartman: .....wat???

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